Revenge of the Taxis

September 23, 2015 // 3 Comments

Sydney is a minefield of no right turns, one way streets and red light cameras. From above it looks like a child has picked up a crayon and attempted to draw a map with their [...]

The Wolf of George St.

September 17, 2015 // 0 Comments

I have a newfound respect for my traditional enemy, the taxi driver. The respect continues to grow each day as I, in a mad panic, try and find a public toilet shortly after [...]

My First Ride as an Uber Driver

August 14, 2015 // 16 Comments

“IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT YOU’RE UGLY AND HAVE A SMALL DICK, YOU’LL STILL HAVE WOMEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU! WON’T YOU!” Hissed the drunken Medusa as she glared at me from the passenger seat. [...]