The Wolf of George St.

September 17, 2015 // 0 Comments

I have a newfound respect for my traditional enemy, the taxi driver. The respect continues to grow each day as I, in a mad panic, try and find a public toilet shortly after [...]

My First Ride as an Uber Driver

August 14, 2015 // 16 Comments

“IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT YOU’RE UGLY AND HAVE A SMALL DICK, YOU’LL STILL HAVE WOMEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU! WON’T YOU!” Hissed the drunken Medusa as she glared at me from the passenger seat. [...]