Diary of an uber driver

I have a newfound respect for my traditional enemy, the taxi driver. The respect continues to grow each day as I, in a mad panic, try and find a public toilet shortly after [...]

“Yeah my day was pretty chill. I surfed, I skated, surfed again. It was chill. Tomorrow should be pretty chill. How was your day? Was it chill?” I couldn’t help but [...]

6:30am: Tim – Rugby loving financial services consultant – Vaucluse to Airport 7:25am: Jamie – Game of Thrones obsessed digital media account manager [...]

Last episode: The three man mountains piled into my car and we were off. As we neared the exit I spotted an old friend. No. Freaking. Way. Alejandro strolled casually by the [...]

Beep Beep Beep – Alejandro – 5 minutes I was basking in a sun-drenched Bondi when the call came in to pick up Alejandro. It was a perfect day so I had “Sweet [...]

There are times as an I uber driver when I feel uneasy. I know I shouldn’t stereotype, but I often experience “postcode paranoia”. Definition: Irrational fear of a [...]

Question: Is it ok to smack other people’s children if provoked? There are some days you really don’t feel like going to work. Driving for Uber is no exception. It was a [...]

“IT DOESN’T MATTER THAT YOU’RE UGLY AND HAVE A SMALL DICK, YOU’LL STILL HAVE WOMEN THROWING THEMSELVES AT YOU! WON’T YOU!” Hissed the drunken Medusa as she glared at me from the passenger seat. [...]